You just happen to be extremely wise.It’s 1997 and I want to be cool. The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.ĭon't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember.You can always change your birthday on Facebook!Ī true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.Īt least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year. You're older you're wiser you're sophisticated. and assume I wrote them here!įor your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.Īt your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.
Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday. and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. Happy Birthday to a who's smart and funny and good-looking, from a who inherited all your best qualities.
I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one". Happy Birthday!Ī wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Some funny Happy Birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday. Wishes Quotes For Her For Him Belated Best Friend Jokes Use these quick-links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh! Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. Looking for funny birthday wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of humorous birthday wishes.
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